Welcome to March, everyone! The longest year of our lives is officially almost over, so I hope you all celebrate with some Postmates and Netflix this weekend — you deserve it! In other news, Daft Punk said “One More Time”…

Happy Friday, everyone! We survived another week and another Valentine’s Day. This is a friendly reminder to finally throw that box of half-eaten chocolate that’s been living on your kitchen counter away. You’re welcome. ICYMI, Kim and Kanye are officially…

Do you see that… just there on the horizon? Is that…a long weekend??? We’re so close everyone; we’ve nearly made it to another three-day weekend. I’d like to thank my 5th cup of coffee, my therapist, and America’s presidents for…

Happy first week of February everybody! Congrats — we made it through all of 2020 and the first month of 2021, meaning we can probably get through anything at this point. And by anything, I of course mean the relentless…

Where were you during the Great GameStop Stock Manipulation of 2021? Last week it was Bernie and his mittens, this week 20-year-olds on Reddit outsmarting hedge funds, what’s next?? Jewish-billionaire funded space lasers??? Yes, you read that right. SMH. In…